Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,490 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
find and kill a miniboss
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 7/18 (225/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 13/20 (105/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (80/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Probably this guy's
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
The man, the myth, the legend